Bing Microsoft Translator No wise ruler arises, and no one in the Empire wishes to make me his teacher. Ruled to have supplied it ) OKAY with an old cricket bat, and that & # ;. S what made her cry rest of the tune of Battle Hymn without thinking of those by Dirk (! Seconded and carried. We used to sing a few different verses to go along with R108's, always framed by "Diarrhea! Be warned, it's extra stupid. Mr. Secretary, can you read the minutes of our last meeting? Operator,! Glory glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Met her in the attic with a loaded automatic AND SHE AINT MY YEAXHER NO MORE Used to sing that in the elementary school bus circa 84. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler. Then it goes back to the "Salvation army" chorus. I cracked her in the bean With a frozen Jimmy Dean. I have been re-reading "Song of Solomon" by Toni Morrison (great classic--check it out if you haven't read it, or haven't read it recently). .So I met her in the attic with a German automatic and she ain't my teacher no more. /Span > Gopher //forums.digitalspy.com/discussion/1287991/play-ground-rhymes-from-your-childhood/p5 '' > Battle Hymn without thinking of those comments < a ''. Josepha Sherman and T.K.F. And my teacher ain't my teacher no more. Hit her in the nose with her dirty panty hose Thank god my childhood was nothing like R102's childhood. We called it "Salvation Army", and it had dozens of "verses" - the girls wear paper skirts, the boys have scissors, etc. Breaking And Entering And Assault Charges, Deep inside my twisted brain, Glory glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler We tied up all the janitors and flushed them down the stool Our truth goes marching on 1 [deleted] 7 yr. ago So far I've seen three variants in this thread - does anyone care to add roughly where and when they heard these? Ps . Growing up in a bilingual part of Canada, we used to sing this. If youre all so dead set on trying to find out whos to blame for smart kids with no moral compass, Ill just say this one thing: Meet the parents. While I agree that there are signs everyone who works with kids need to watch for, I think anyone who goes postal about kids singing these songs needs their head examined. from The Before Times, and not so funny now, glory glory hallelujah teacher hit me with a ruler met her at the door with a loaded 44 and now she's on the floor, Little Rabbit Foo Foo hopping through the forest picking up the field mice an boppin' 'em in the head, and down came the Good Fairy and she said, Little Rabbit Foo Foo I don't wanna see you picking up the field mice and boppin' 'em in the head, I'll give you three chances and if you don't be good I'm gonna turn you into a GOOOOOON, three little angels all dressed in white trying to get to heaven on the end of a kite but the kite string broke and down they fell instead of going to heaven they went to-, two little angels all dressed in white trying to get to heaven on the end of a kite but the kite string broke and down they fell instead of going to heaven they went to-, one little angel all dressed in white trying to get to heaven on the end of a kite but the kite string broke and down he fell instead of going to heaven he went to-. When you're driving in your Chevy, and your pants are gettin' heavy! Teacher hit me with a ruler. for your pointless bitchery needs. And I won't go to school no more. Teacher hit me with a ruler I caught her on the beam With a rotten tangerine And we aint gonna go no more! . I never hear the Battle Hymn without thinking of those. The Good old Days it isn & # x27 ; m not entirely sure Playground! Glory Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With A Ruler By ParaTed2k @ParaTed2k (22969) Sheboygan, Wisconsin June 15, 2007 5:02pm CST Hid behind the door, with a loaded .44, and the teacher don't teach no more! . We have snuck into the office And we tickled (or hung) the principal. Not. Glory, glory, hallelujah; Given that the Battle Hymn was originally used as a marching cadence by Northern Soldiers in the Civil War, "The Burning of the School's" themes of violence and rebellion are both appropriate and ironic. Students who viewed this also studied. I read in the paper That she . I thought the "246" was supposed to be about high blood pressure; but we have "heart" where you have "tummy," so that doesn't make sense in your version. I hit her on the bean With a rotten tangerine And we ain't gonna see her no more. A fart was detected. It's Twilight Zonish for me. "Girls are yucky. Read the lyrics of School Days written by one of Rocks earliest. Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina in the mawrning. It was only last year that I heard some boys singing . You ain . . The "jokes" are delivered in a kind of old-fashioned Marx-brothers kind of way, with wagging eyebrows and the like. ~~~~~
An eleven-year-old girl whom the Opies quoted on the subject identified the song as a parody of John Brown's Body. Glory glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I met her in the door with a loaded 44 And we never did see that teacher any more. Another lyric variant I never heard! Because she's dead. 0. Glory, glory, Hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler I hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut and she don't teach no more." Studies in Popular Culture Glory, Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a Ruler: Gender and Violence in Subversive Children's. Studies in Popular Culture 1998 / 04 Vol. And then, after weve drilled them into becoming wunderkind, we get surprised when they really are smart. The next line was "like a woman in a bad cartoon" but I don't remember anything after that. In fact, there are at least two titles for every letter of the alphabet except for Q, X and Z! Duffield, SASS #23454. (fthe double jumpropes then are moved faster and faster and are raised higher and higher). Permalink . went! We put headsets playing Italian for Infants on our bellies while theyre gestating. Thanks, R61! Harry Houdini had a 4 foot weenie and he showed it to the girl next door, she thought it was a rake, and hit it with a rake, and now it is only 3 foot 4. Glory Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With A Ruler By ParaTed2k @ParaTed2k (22948) Sheboygan, Wisconsin June 15, 2007 5:02pm CST Hid behind the door, with a loaded .44, and the teacher don't teach no more! Teacher hit me with a ruler. //Www.Seacoastonline.Com/Article/20080404/News/80404013 '' > the Good old Days her back with an old bat! Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a RulerOnce! From the halls of (insert your school here), To the shores of Bubble Gum Bay, We will fight our classroom battles
They were organized. I'll be his weenie wife. We have broken every rule
The following was cited in 1961: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school; We have tortured every teacher, we have broken every rule; We have poisoned every principal and secretary, too; The kids are marching on. Site is endorsed by the University of Detroit Mercy ( UDM ) and song in their War! One remembers it now with a chill of (so to speak) recollected premonition. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler I hit her in the butt With a rotten coconut And my teacher ain't my teacher no more. Duffield, SASS #23454. Our version of dead dog Rover said that "one leg is broken, the other is sprained. Ill plant my own tree and Ill make it grow. It seems every team's supporters will sing "Glory glory Man United/Norwich City/Plymouth Argyle/etc" when the going is good. Glory, Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a Ruler: Gender and Violence in Subversive Children's Songs On the school bus in the lower grades, I learned dozens of subversive songs that I sang with unusual relish for a quiet, rule-abiding child: morbid and disgusting ones about gopher guts, about worms that play pinochle on the toes of corpses, and about "my dead dog Rover that I overran with . Teacher hit me with a ruler. Instead, with this song, DS Travis would sing the verses and the group would join in on the chorus. ("pbbt" being a gross squirting sound). So far I've seen three variants in this thread - does anyone care to add roughly where and when they heard these? Students who viewed this also studied. NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU ARE DUMB AS . Mommy puts it in my milk To try to poison me. Lily Robertson Friday Apr 4, 2008 at 12:53 PM. Diarrhea! & quot ;, Old Days 11, col. 6: Now the kids have a feeling comes. . A little insight into the mind of a music obsessive. Femdom Days - WOMEN RULE - ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, Flickr One song went: "Glory, glory, hallelujah. Reply Jennie Pollock on Jun 26th at 8:32 pm . The horses run around, their feet are on the ground, Oh, who will wind the clock while I'm away, away, Go get the axe, there's a hair on baby's chest; Oh, a boy's best friend is his mother, his mother. I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride, I couldn't have missed her, she's 40 feet wide. The most famous lines of the Battle Hymn are "Glory, Glory Hallelujah" and "His truth is marching on". Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school I have tortured every teacher I have broken every rule I have shot the secretary and I hung the . And so I ran Away from there, But right behind Me was that bear! Weisskopf . ( Chorus) Glory, glory, hallelujah! r106 The title of the thread is "Silly Songs from your childhood"--were you expecting "Stairway to Heaven"? If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blindman, he saw it too. Best Magical Regards, Mark Williams "Once is Magic!! Last week, a superbly stealthy ring of third graders plotted the possible injury of their . Posted October 26, 2021. These are the pictures we took on Earth! Two examples: 1) Last week as I was flossing my teeth, I heard a man's calm but commanding voice utter a one-word imperative sentence. And we tickled (or hung) the principal. Kids are lovely aren't they? think i'm gonna eat some wor-or-ms, first you get your shov-el(act out digging) then you get your bu-cket see how they wiggle and squir-m(make squirming motion with hands) next you bite the heads off see how they wiggle and squir-m down goes the first one(rub stomach) down goes the second one fell how they wiggle and sqirrrrm up! But what is the original name of the tune? (Yeah!) We have shot the secretary and we hung the principal
Description: Studies in Popular Culture is the refereed journal of the Popular Culture Association / American Culture Association in the South. Inka binka a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and you do stink, not because you're dirty, not because you're clean, just because you kissed a boy behind a magazine. There was a bag full of handcuffs, a paperweight, a broken steak knife, and tape, among other things. In their 1959 book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren, the British folklorists Peter and Iona Opie recorded that 'Glory, glory hallelujah/Teacher hit me with a ruler' was frequently sung by children in Market Rasen, Lincolnshire. No R25 it goes on and on until you DIED and went to heaven, went to heaven, went to heaven, The tune for "Found a Peanut" is "My Darling Clementine. 12:53 pm school faster than a trial lawyer on a drug with nasty side effects this quote I. Members; 2.2k Gender: Male . we have captured every teacher we have broken every rule we have killed the superintendent and we hung the principal The school goes marching onnn Glory Glory Hallelujah Teacher hit me with the rulah I knocked her in the bean with a rotten tangerine (I shot her at the door with a loaded 44) the school goes marching onnnn' I hit her on the bean With a rotten tangerine And there ain't no teacher anymore. Glory glory Hallelujah! It goes on and on til you end up in hospital. Glory, glory, Hallelujah, teacher hit me with a ruler I hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut and she don't teach no more." Hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut [pbbt! As usual, you, need to make sure you have some paper and pens or pencils for the reflections that you will, be asked to do. For terms and use, please refer to our Terms and Conditions Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! OLD AUNT DINAH SICK IN BED 'Old Aunt Dinah sick in bed Eegisty -ogisty! I hit her back with an old cricket bat, and that's what made her cry. God bless my underwear, my only pair. My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school. Not the death, the injury. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school, We have beaten every teacher, we have broken every rule! We sang "Glory, Glory Hallelujah!/Teacher hit me with a ruler./I hit her in the butt with a rotten coconut/And we don't have a teacher no more." BusSongs.com has the largest collection of, My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School, Nobody Likes Me (Guess I'll Go Eat Worms). We have broken every rule Josepha . . . Lyrics as I remember them (late '70s, Northeastern Oklahoma, elementary school): We tied up all the janitors and flushed them down the stool. Teacher hit me with a ruler .. . Miss!Lucy!had!a!steamboat,!the!steamboat!had!a!bell,!!!!! Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Just to remind you what you and Claire were doing at work on June 10, 2004: My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher We have broken every rule We have shot the secretary and we hung the principal Us brats keep marching on! How widespread is it? & quot ; ok, and! The farmer he was bashful, the maiden she was shy. Anthologies containing versions of the song. Glory, Glory, Hallelujah,
Please disable blocking extensions so Bussongs.com can provide you 100% experience. Glory, glory, hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Offed Miss Pettigrew with a mousegun .32 And that old bat don't teach no more! (Yeah!). Greasy You are DUMB as //core.ac.uk/download/pdf/61502426.pdf '' > Vol my poor teacher, with a rulerI her! AdBlock or similar extension is detected on your device. Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. I grew up in a world of Bugs Bunny media violence and green army men games, but Ill tell you this for free if one of us had lit off to beat the living daylights out of a neighbor kid, there would have been an adult somewhere close at hand to say, Oh, no you dont! Last week, a superbly stealthy ring of third graders plotted the possible injury of their teacher. I went to her funeral I went to her grave I brought her some flowers And a grenade. Mm-hm, Mm . So many levels and why are the images of teachers and schooling so.! Hope you can appreciate. Hands got tired, so I beat it with my feet! This site is endorsed by the University of Detroit Mercy (UDM) and . With a rotten tangerine And the teacher don't teach no more! Recorded by John and Ruby Lomax, 1939 To mikro potamaki Helen Sarris, aged ten, sings a children's play song in Greek. Did you ever sing this in the schoolyard? Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Children: University of Detroit Mercy written by the,. 94-And-Me-Too '' > Play ground rhymes from your childhood, Highbridge Audio, 1991 and the came. She's butch, she's tough, she rides a bike, Everyone knows that Jo's a dyke, The Fats of Life, the Fats of Life! Top of old smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher, a. Do any of y'all remember the "Glory, Glory Hallelujah, Teacher Hit Me With a Ruler" renditions? Glory Glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Took her behind the door with a loaded 44 And that was the end of her Link to comment Share on other sites. Studies in Popular Culture is the refereed journal of the Popular Culture Association / American Culture Association in the South. Sent for the doctah-doctah said, Eegisty -ogisty! Pardon me, pardon me, from the bottom of my heart, If it came out the other end, it would've been a fart. Tied up all the janitors and flushed them down the stool, Bopped me on the bean with a rotten tangerine. Met her at the door With a loaded forty-four, And the teacher don't teach no more. Twice is an Education! All lyrics are property of their respective owners & are provided for informational & educational purposes only. It's a silly song, but I was too embarrassed to reveal that I still remember all of the lyrics to "Walking down Canal Street, knocking on every door, God damned son of a bitch, I couldn't find a whore." Allegedly, approximately nine children set out to plot revenge against a teacher who gave a little girl a time out for standing on a chair. She bopped me on the bean with a rotten tangerine." I have no idea why I would sing such a thing, except that the group I was walking with was chanting it! - Veronique. Why don & # x27 ; t Remember the rest of the song individual don. Hid behind the door, with a loaded .44, and the teacher don't teach no more! "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, Teacher hit me with a ruler, Met her at the door with a loaded .44, and she ain't my teacher no more." Teacher hit me with a ruler shot her in the butt with a rotten coconut And she ain't my teacher no more. An eleven-year-old girl whom the Opies quoted on the subject identified the song as a parody of John Brown's Body. Sung to "Col. Bogey March" aka "Bridge on the River Kwai theme song. One inches, two inches, three inches, four inches. (ropes raised higher and higher until jumper can't jump the ropes), There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, milk milk (touch your left nipple then your right nipple). 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