Hello? Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. OH! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. One step ahead of the policia. Wherever there is injustice, I was there. If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to jack off Ill cock your clock off. Man: You see what this weirdo here is saying? What doth Xavier? Rodney: You weren't supposed to say my name! Xavier: Ooh, Frittata. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. But not like the others. You only got one peni? Whos this? What I need next is either to dye my hair temporarily and obtain the dress. We just got our new shipment. Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection. Destiny. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Your moms so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. Are you prepared for this moment? WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. I do love you. Xavier: Renegade Angel premiered on November 4, 2007 and ended on April 16, 2009, with a total of 20 episodes. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory! This is an absolutely brilliant show, from top to bottom, and is probably way too intelligent for the average Adult Swim viewer. Second Xavier: 'cause I'm already married. Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". You could say it started when I was a kid. Processing. Of course all the standard technical analysis tools, indicators and charting functions are included in our FREE charting package, but we've gone Beyond Charts for those searching for more. So why dont you split? genuinely minding his own business and not bothering anyone. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. Chief Master Guru: Of course, youngling. Web Valve Corporation. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Your every smile is a dagger. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Man: What in the human intimates you doing, freak? I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Also I'm really depressed yay. I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Here's my card. Security Guard: Sir, this is private property. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! I like it.". Well it's 5:55. Caveman: Take that! You could say it started when I was a kid. ", "Other kids could be cruel. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Youre the un-me. I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. All rights reserved. But which side is that? Web Valve Corporation. Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. I've got to help those poor bastards. Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? I'm standing right here. Xavier: Did I? WebXavier: Chief was deep. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Farmer: I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got. Mocho: I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Me put you in world of hurt. Bestial-ulating that skeeter? Think of some kids. Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Sorry for beating you up before. It depends on what you mean by "God". Mexican Gang Member: I can't see. Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. Mexican Gang Leader: You did good, Percy. I want you, Percy! First Xavier: If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup? Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. Man #2: My eye! The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. I want to infiltrate the gang. Dyke. You are on trial for being on trial! (beckoning) Come on, me! Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. Dance Music: Are you prepared for this moment? WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. [shows his belly that drawed himself showing another belly as poop]. Hello? Pain, madness, and fries collide in this intergalactic time bending mission to find out; why?? What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs? When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. X2: Bully #2: Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Xavier: Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND. Xavier: My god. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. Xavier: Pfft, I could do that with my third eye tied behind my back. If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. You could say it started when I was a kid. One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. "Take that!" The Everchild: Don't you see? DJ: No time! WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. June: What's that, Popo? A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. All rights reserved. "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! Xavier: [Walking back into the room he just walked out of] Smells like a real creep been in this room. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Hold. X1: "Hello?" Confront your future. You'll catch the feline aids. Oh, yeah. Hold. Do not take this as license to Watch It Stonedit might make more sense, but it is just as likely that you will be utterly terrified from the sensory overload. Xavier: This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talkoh. 3. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Xavier: Chief Master Guru, You have so many wisdoms left to teach me. he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. We all have our own way of killing. Press J to jump to the feed. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Hello!" WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]. We're a dying breed. To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Well I eat balls for breakfast. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. JavaScript is disabled. I'll make sexism my b*tch. Dweeby Chimp. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. WebNick Weidenfeld. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Why? Mocho: I can think so cleary without all the visual clutter. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Hello? 2 Mar. I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. See yourself out. Destiny. Xavier: Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. [sobs]. Percy: These guys -- these Mexicans -- they carved their tag on me, and I was supposed to be the new mascot of the team, and they we're Mexicans, and they ruined my costume --. WebXavier: Chief was deep. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. Inhale. I found out the hard way. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner Taste pain! Processing. You even have a girlfriend. Boy: Yummy! I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako Inhale. "Taste the pain!" Either I. Xavier tries to ask a caveman if he's seen it, but isn't sure how to describe it, so he makes a drawing of it on the cave wall. I found out the hard way.". You're so strong! Xavier: Here's a new philosophical query for you to chomp on. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. Valve Corporation. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. [attempts to literally write the same words he said]. Xavier's Dad: Son, it was you who killed me. Go on. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Hello? Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. Xavier: This must mean I've saved a life. June: I'm too overcome to speak about my husband's mysterious death, but Popo has asked to say a few words. Xavier: You can all fret not. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. And you need my help? Xavier: [thinking] What Doth Life? I just want to groom and train poodles. And a flatscreen iTV. Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. Uploaded by Someone left this in the lost and found. Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! on the xavier fandom wiki there are scripts for some of the episodes. Mexican Gang Member #4: He's so rich, he had every cell in his body platinumed. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Xavier: I can take it. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Xavier: Well, I'm not surprised about how much I like to do crime. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. That's why you don't like cereal. You're a hit. Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. Everyone loves you now. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. [laughs], [Chief Master Guru proceeds to play dead again]. with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin' pie of limits. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. [groans]. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. WebNick Weidenfeld. Xavier: Calm it down. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. What a thought. in the same voice every time Xavier gets beaten up for "being a freak", regardless of the character saying it. You say this factory is poisoning you? While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer. turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Xavier: Life. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Let me see it. Only a blind girl would marry you. He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. Bully: I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass. But then I felt something in my gut -- The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life. Couldn't save my parents. F-F-Frightened? Like most folks, I've always been different. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Me? Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. I wish I could see myself watching washing. Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. So huge, it hurts! [typing] What Doth Life? Woman's Voice: Congratulations. Come on, Percy, lend me some sugar. That's where all my stuff is. He totally missed the board. Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Looks like I already did. Fatestiny. Just go towards the light. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Are you prepared for this moment? Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? A note on It Makes Sense in Context and Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: To save time, we will only clarify which one something is on the rare occasion where it does make sense in context. Look buddy, know when you defeated. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. I say bone white! Accept your defecation. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Skeeter-Beast: Sorry, but I'm with someone who doesn't lie about who they are on the inside. In "Shakashuri Blowdown": "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their appearances.". In her place we have "Popo", a very special gorilla from the research center who has been studying sign language under the tutelage of my wife June for three years. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death-and per chance a lover for Xavier. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. I'm some sort of life-savior? Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. My back is turned. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen, the opposing team is so intimidated by your troubled crazy mascot, they are forfeiting the game thanks to Percival Handfisher. Xavier: What's that, Mother Earth? The Judge: You are not on trial for shooting the mayor. You only got one penii? You can hit me. SoundCloud. [Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]. Mocho: I secretly groom and train poodles. Honkey. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Hold. Absurdity! You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. Or would you prefer "her ass in" you? Xavier: That's a complicated question. Waaahhh! Cavewoman: My husband. Hello? Look at this cat. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. Ready? First Xavier: No. Its's blown ducks. And it's up to us to start repopulating the planet. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. Disk Jockey: We're back! WebXavier: I'm a survivor. But this time, The suffixed will become the sufferer, and it appears the baby killer is about to kill a baby. Oh yeah! WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. The show's only real coherent narrative revolves around a subplot involving Xavier's incredibly screwed-up childhood and the death of his adoptive parents. So whether I do a bloody or non-blood Kayako is up to me. I'm in a really bad place right now, I have school again so I need to prioritize, and emotionally I've been bad so I've been really struggling to actually get anything done. Xavier: And now I ramble forth on my endless journey to be the greatest aid-spreader of all time. Or, did he? Thanks for the shot. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. The camera then briefly switches to perspective of the eye as the crow flies away. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. WebNick Weidenfeld. My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed! You're my passion. Best part is, I'm helping the earth, getting negative thirty miles to the gallon! First Gang Member: We all have our own way of killing. Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. The heart of an explosion. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. People throw these words around like tennis balls. Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Xavier himself is also a parody of the. Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul-- his own. (The reporter gestures to a crude drawing of Xavier.). Xavier: Really? I have no powers. Hold. You promised! Xavier: The hunter has become the hunter-ed. Caveman: Ooga-booga. Xavier: They say when you die, you sh*t your pants. In "World of Hurt, B. C.", Xavier sees a news broadcast on the discovery of the oldest known cave painting, which depicts a being that looks very similar to him, and goes back in time to find out how it got there. I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Hale. Xavier is mentally ill and hallucinating the entire series. Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. Present Day Xavier: Idiot. All rights reserved. Xavier is uniquely abstract, showing concepts in a way thatinstead of using thematic devices such as plotcreates connections in various patterns to prove a point. I vow to ramble these worlds and find the evil ones who did this to avenge your death. X1: "Hello?" Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Mexican Gang Leader: So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." But how? Xavier: Fate. Hallucinations don't need continuity. JavaScript is disabled. Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". I just may have some avenging chief beef to queef. it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. Conversation nook. During his travels, he learns more about his See still got the scar the prove it. In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. Watch. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. Harder. Mocho: Oh, yeah. Vote YES on Proposition 1321. You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Whos this? Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. Xavier; From now on, "L.L." Kiss your mother, youngling. But you buried it. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Xavier: Life. Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Xavier: Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. He only does 'cause he love me. I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. Mocho: I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds. Maybe he does it because you're stupid. Things nearly blowup in their faces, but Xavier employs some quick think and tasty treats to avert catastrophe. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Xavier: Life. You couldnt seek your way out of a cardboard bag! 'Tear ducks'. Bully #2: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. LOTE EN VA PARQUE SIQUIMAN A 2 CUADRAS DE LAGO SAN ROQUE. Listen, we dont cotton to freaks round these parts, scram wierdo! You can feel my hot breath on your neck. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Availible for a limited time only! I love your wife. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler. Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" I'm tough enough to join your little gang. Im the real me! The explosion hasn't even ended yet! The final episode implying Xavier is an insane patient in a hospital also helps to explain the absurd logic he constantly spouts or the ridiculous world he inhabits. The show ends with Xavier informing you that your TV screen has frozen solid just before it cracks. Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Copyright 2023 ec Estudio Integral. (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Oh yeah, I dont polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? I got to go feed my babies. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Uh, what's that behind you? Lampshaded in the first episode, where Xavier warns a group harassing him that they may some day need his help. 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